Lindsay Lohan is Paris Hilton’s Lost Dog
Lindsay Lohan is Paris Hilton’s Lost Dog! have you seen her?
“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cok*wh**e TerrierMy dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
MISSINGIf you have any information, please call - (310) 555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”
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