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Paris Hilton Burglar Caught on Tape??

December 23, 2008 | Tags:


Imaging the Burglar who stole 2 mil worth of useless things owned by Paris Hilton getting on tape!!! Like Paris Hilton getting cought on tape! 

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton in Red Dress

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Paris Hilton is getting lazy and fat

June 23, 2008 | Tags:

Rumors are going around that Paris Hilton has quit weed and look what she looks like… ugly to uglier! i mean she she is getting fat, maybe she is just trying to get some attention by wearing some some cloths to look FAT!

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Paris Hilton belly dances in Turkey!

March 31, 2008 | Tags:

Paris Hilton known for dancing in club, tries belly dancing with Miss Turkey! A total failure!! Belly Dancing is for professionals, not for club dancers!!! :)

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Lindsay Lohan is Paris Hilton’s Lost Dog

August 16, 2007 | Tags: ,

Lindsay Lohan is Paris Hilton’s Lost Dog! have you seen her?

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cok*wh**e Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

MISSING

If you have any information, please call – (310) 555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”


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Today as i was browsing through, i found this picture comparing Britney Spears and Paris Hilton without makeup!

Britney Spears without Makeup

Paris Hilton without Makeup

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