Paris Hilton is getting lazy and fat
Rumors are going around that Paris Hilton has quit weed and look what she looks like… ugly to uglier! i mean she she is getting fat, maybe she is just trying to get some attention by wearing some some cloths to look FAT!
Paris Hilton is getting fat
What’re you seeing above is a deliberate attempt by Paris Hilton to gain attention by wearing maternity clothes. But since I drink 12 cups of awesome for breakfast, I’m going a different route: Paris Hilton is getting fat…
Paris Hilton Grows a Pot Gut, Quits the Ganja
Paris Hilton has quit smoking pot because it was making her fat, reports The National Enquirer…
Paris Hilton Has A New Diet!?
According to The Defamer Paris Hilton has taken to “blowing it down” to stay skinny…..
Paris Hilton belly dances in Turkey!
Paris Hilton known for dancing in club, tries belly dancing with Miss Turkey! A total failure!! Belly Dancing is for professionals, not for club dancers!!! 
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Paris Hilton Sucks At Belly Dancing
Paris Hilton is known for shakin’ it in the clubs, so much so that you would think that she would be an excellent belly dancer. Well, not so much…
Paris Hilton Belly Dancing In Turkey
That’s not fair. The people of Turkey know how to strut their stuff like no other! I wouldn’t expect Paris Hilton to be up to par with their standards. I give her an E for effort! Very brave!! Here she is on the stage of Miss Turkey 2008 showing off the moves….
Paris Attempts To Belly Dance
Paris is in Istanbul! On Thursday night, Miz Hilton was one of the judges on the Miss Turkey beauty pageant. Random!…
Paris Hilton Attempts to Belly Dance
We all know Paris Hilton can’t carry a tune, but did you also know she has no rhythm?…
Paris Is a Good Sport but a Terrible Dancer
Is Paris Hilton frigid? Hard to believe it, we know, but the sex-tape star’s hips seemed frozen in place when a belly dancer tried to teach her how to shimmy Turkish style.
Lindsay Lohan is Paris Hilton’s Lost Dog
Lindsay Lohan is Paris Hilton’s Lost Dog! have you seen her?
“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cok*wh**e TerrierMy dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
MISSINGIf you have any information, please call - (310) 555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”
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Paris Hilton ‘Attacks’ Lindsay Lohan
A disparaging poster of Lindsay Lohan has been posted on the gate of Paris Hilton’s Hollywood Hills home. Yes, I see that you are indeed a changed woman, Paris… grow the hell up!…
Paris Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog
Paris Hilton still has it out for Lindsay Lohan!A disparaging poster of Lindsay has been posted on the gate of Paris‘ Hollywood Hills home….
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton without Makeup
Today as i was browsing through, i found this picture comparing Britney Spears and Paris Hilton without makeup!
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What’s all over Paris Hilton’s face? It looks diseased. Honorable mentions for Jennifer Lopez and Madonna. Good lord!
Paris Hilton has loathsome diseases and she uses Vicodin and Valtrex
Gallery of the Absurd drew a cartoon of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, which portrays use of Vicodin and Valtrex, This is really funny cartoon!
The Simpleton Life Goes to Crap Poster!
Gone Hollywood Reports
… prescription in her name for Valtrex, the drug used to combat genital herpes, and Richie has admitted to abusing Vicodin…
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The Simpleton Life, starring Paris and Nicole
We’ve obtained the exclusive image of the Simple Life Goes To Camp promo poster before it was heavily altered in Photoshop. According to a source, problems plagued the set. Paris Hilton kept flashing her privates because she thought the film crew was the paparazzi. Originally, Brandon Greasy Bear Davis was hired to carry the boat over the water, but a pack of orphaned bear cubs kept following him….
Paris Hilton Sicks Her Lawyer on a Blogger!
Paris Hilton’s lawyer obviously has no idea who he is representing! Hilton had her lawyer, Gregory Gabriel, attack one of our favorite fellow bloggers, Michael K of Dlisted.com, after he posted a parody of “The Simple Life” poster on his site making fun of Hilton and her pal Nicole Richie….
Paris Isn’t Laughing
Paris Hilton’s lawyers weren’t happy with a drawing that the brilliant 14 of Gallery of the Absurd made. The brilliant piece of art featured Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie in a spoofed version of The Simple Life poster….
Its Easter! and Paris Hilton’s Bum
On Easter Night, Paris Hilton was spotted in her favorite green dress, showing her bums
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Paris Hilton flashes her bum
Paris Hilton was spotted with her ass hanging out. Which is almost as exciting as that one time I ordered regular fries and found a curly fry in there. That was the best day ever.
Paris Hilton Celebrates Easter - In Her Own ‘Bare Ass’ Way
She certainly doesn’t go out of her way to hide her eggs, does she?
